Jokes for the Lads

Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk?

Oh Harry, that would be lovely!

Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?

 

Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

 

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Source: http://www.short-funny.com

Please follow and like us:

Jokes for the Lads

  • When your past comes knocking, change the locks. It has nothing new to tell you
  • Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
  • Make criminals pay, study to become a lawyer.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
  • Little Johnny complains to mom at home, “Mom, our teacher really doesn’t know anything. He keeps asking us!”

    www.short-funny.com

Please follow and like us:

What’s the difference between a man and a condom?

Q: What’s the difference between a man and a condom? A: Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!

 

Q: What’s the most common sleeping position of a man? A: Around.

 

Q: Three words to ruin a man’s ego… A: “Is it in?”

 

Q: Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell

 

Q: What do you give a man with everything? A: Penicillin

Please follow and like us: