Taking Office Pranks To The Extreme

Some people just take things a little too far, like these office pranksters.  Anything goes, from covering cars in post-its, covering doors in cling film to covering desks in tin foil…and you thought you were the office joker!
 
 
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Jokes for the Lads

joker-tattoo-tattoos-from-the-moviesI came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
“Well, you’d better hire someone who’s a bit old, fat and ugly,” she said, “I don’t want you choosing someone who you’re going to be tempted to have sex with.”
“That’s fair enough,” I replied, “When can you start.”

Jokes for the Lads

Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk?

Oh Harry, that would be lovely!

Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?

 

Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

 

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Source: http://www.short-funny.com

Jokes for the Lads

  • When your past comes knocking, change the locks. It has nothing new to tell you
  • Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
  • Make criminals pay, study to become a lawyer.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
  • Little Johnny complains to mom at home, “Mom, our teacher really doesn’t know anything. He keeps asking us!”

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